Songteksten

[aragorn]

Queen - The one and only "Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows

[galadriel]

Simon Webbe - No Worries

(I just know your life's gonna change)
(Gonna get a little better)
(Moving on the darkest day)
(I just know your life's gonna change)
(Gonna get a little further)
(Right up until the feeling fades)

So, is this how it goes,
Think you've come this far,
And then it'll show,
But that aint so, oh no,
You don't see where you are,
And if you don't wanna look back
You'll never know,
Cuz you think that you've been here
Just treading water
Waiting in the wings for the show to begin
But I always see you searching
And you try that bit harder
Getting closer, oh yeah
To the life you're imagining

[Chorus:]
(I just know your life's gonna change)
Maybe not today, maybe not today,
But some day soon you'll be alright,
(I just know your life's gonna change)
Turn the other way, turn the other way,
Feels like luck is on your side,
(Just wanna live)
No worries, no worries,
(Don't wanna die)
No worries, no worries,
Sing for me, sing for me,
We all need somebody,
(Yeah you can sink)
No worries, no worries,
(Or you can swim)
No worries, no worries,
Sing for me, sing for me,
We all need somebody

So, baby keep drifiting on
Getting there aint just selfless wasted time
Seek and find, yeah
You're not that far from
What you hoped and wished for
All along,
Cuz you think that you've been there,
Just treading water
Waiting in the wings for the show to begin
But I always see you searching
And you try that bit harder
Getting closer, oh yeah
To the life you're imagining

[Chorus (repeat)]
(I just know your life's gonna change)
Maybe not today, maybe not today,
But some day soon you'll be alright,
(I just know your life's gonna change)
Turn the other way, turn the other way,
Feels like luck is on your side,
(Just wanna live)
No worries, no worries,
(Don't wanna die)
No worries, no worries,
Sing for me, sing for me,
We all need somebody,
(Yeah you can sink)
No worries, no worries,
(Or you can swim)
No worries, no worries,
Sing for me, sing for me,
We all need somebody

I just know your life's gonna change
Sing for me, sing for me,
We all need somebody...

[Goldberry]

Rapalje- The Wild Rover Jullie kennen hem vast wel, is best bekend liedje.
I've been a folksinger for bloody eight year
And I sing half the night for the fun and free beer
But now that I'm older I know the score
And I never will sing 'The Wild Rover' no more

Chorus:
And it's no nay never, no nay never no more
Will I play 'The Wild Rover', nay never no more

I know it 's a song that pleases the folk
But I have to admit that it just makes me bolk
A night with a tooth-ache is more fun to me
Than the singing of one verse, never mind two or three

Chorus

This song is requested again and again
If I'll hear it once more it will drive me insane
The words get so stupid, it just makes me wild
And the tune could be learned by a two year old child

Chorus

So I go to a folkclub, I take a shotgun along
And I shoot the first bastard who askes for this song
The hangman will say as I fall through the floor:
"You never will sing 'The Wild Rover' no more!"

Chorus


Goldberry

[galadriel]

Dat zou ik nog maar niet zo zeker van zijn

[Goldberry]

Ken je hem niet? Hij is leuk hoor
Goldberry

[damedirritant]

Ahem ....

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, be five you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

wtf? Astrid! Het is wel een heel erg fout liedje zeg ... naughty!

[Century]

haha de foutheid ook van de andere....xD (A)

[Niilo]

Oeh, de Bloodhound Gang! Briljant!

[Century]

Dog will hunt i'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs
Cop a feel copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? just jot me down on your to-do list under "put out like a fire" 'cause

I got somethin and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby

Edible strange how do i get in your pants when you're tick tockin' them
Serious levis? so tight can't be classified that's why i'm here to fill that opening
Make a seasoned pass to mount that ass and bob hope that i might one night stand a chance
Let's go feng shui the f**k around my dick's like a superball bring that sunny side up and


Like omg!...xD